- apparently, add tags to posts written in this blog. Huh?
In any case, I am not allowed to:
Run naked OR topless in the hallways, no matter how funny I think the look on Mike’s face will be when he has to chase me down.
Send exploding telegrams to people who were mean to me in high school and college.
Lob potatoes at people who talk on their cell phone and drive and/or text and drive.
Bill the IRS for my time.
Hunt and kill Nigerian scammers and then sell their skins to a book bindery.
